So today, i took a shower, talked to Mimi, then waited for her at the gas station. There were people working there even though Esmerelda told us there was no community service.D: Yea, then Mimi's brother drove us to the Metreon. Mimi wanted to watch How to Train a Dragon in 3D so whatever. My sister wanted to watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid but we had to leave. But we did watch the end of that, and the end of Hot Tub Time Machine. LOL. Pretty funny. I thought the guy in front of us was a hot teenage boy. Turns out he was an old man. Gee. Wow... That's disgusting.-__- Never checking out a guy in the dark ever again.
Yea, so before the movie started, we went into this book store thingy and started reading sex books. Like "Porn for Pregnant Women." LMFAO. Pretty interesting, i guess.
After the movie, her brother drove us home. Funny how she never knows where my house is even though she goes there like every other week. LOL.
Yea, that was short... Lets just see the funny stuff me and Wilson talk about shall we? Today's topic is BOOOBS.(:
LOL
aiyapokaye 5:56 pm
(5:56:49 PM): she eats like a blcak person
(5:56:54 PM): get hot cheetos and dip it in cream cheese
jessicaling0 5:56 pm
(5:56:57 PM): ew
(5:57:00 PM): they do thaat?
aiyapokaye 5:57 pm
(5:57:03 PM): YEA
(5:57:03 PM): L;OL
(5:57:09 PM): did you have
jessicaling0 5:57 pm
(5:57:11 PM): LMFAO
(5:57:11 PM): wtf
aiyapokaye 5:57 pm
(5:57:12 PM): pretzal poppers in middle school?
jessicaling0 5:57 pm
(5:57:19 PM): i think so
(5:57:20 PM): yea
aiyapokaye 5:57 pm
(5:57:31 PM): LOL
(5:57:38 PM): this black girl would always
(5:57:39 PM): buy the pretzal poppers
(5:57:40 PM): 75c
(5:57:44 PM): but also buy cream cheese
(5:57:45 PM): which is
(5:57:46 PM): 50c
(5:57:48 PM): and she would dip
(5:57:49 PM): the pretzal popper
(5:57:52 PM): in the cream cheese
jessicaling0 5:59 pm
(5:59:22 PM): LMFAOOO
(5:59:27 PM): black people are so
(5:59:29 PM): ...black
aiyapokaye 5:59 pm
(5:59:32 PM): LOL
(5:59:39 PM): do you like that
(5:59:41 PM): -blocked out name- person? (it would be pretty obvious who it is if you're in our 6th period though)
jessicaling0 5:59 pm
(5:59:43 PM): ew
aiyapokaye 5:59 pm
(5:59:44 PM): in 6th
jessicaling0 5:59 pm
(5:59:44 PM): no
aiyapokaye 5:59 pm
(5:59:45 PM): period
(5:59:46 PM): u can see her
(5:59:47 PM): cleavage
(5:59:48 PM): LMFAO!!
jessicaling0 5:59 pm
(5:59:51 PM): LMFAOO
(5:59:52 PM): yeaa
aiyapokaye 5:59 pm
(5:59:52 PM): it's nasty
(5:59:54 PM): like hell
jessicaling0 5:59 pm
(5:59:54 PM): you can
aiyapokaye 5:59 pm
(5:59:54 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 5:59 pm
(5:59:57 PM): its hella nasty
aiyapokaye 5:59 pm
(5:59:57 PM): DUDE
(5:59:58 PM): they were
(5:59:59 PM): sitting down
(6:00:02 PM): and me and brendan
jessicaling0 6:00 pm
(6:00:03 PM): i was gonna ask you about it
aiyapokaye 6:00 pm
(6:00:03 PM): was doing the poser
(6:00:05 PM): and was standing
(6:00:06 PM): LOL
(6:00:08 PM): u can see like
(6:00:09 PM): the
(6:00:09 PM): lines
(6:00:10 PM): LOL!
jessicaling0 6:00 pm
(6:00:12 PM): LMFAO
aiyapokaye 6:00 pm
(6:00:13 PM): ) (
(6:00:1 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:00 pm
(6:00:14 PM): like the middle
aiyapokaye 6:00 pm
(6:00:15 PM): Y ?
(6:00:16 PM): LOL
(6:00:16 PM): YEA@!!
jessicaling0 6:00 pm
(6:00:19 PM): how theres space
aiyapokaye 6:00 pm
(6:00:19 PM): the "Y"
jessicaling0 6:00 pm
(6:00:19 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:00 pm
(6:00:21 PM): LOL~
jessicaling0 6:00 pm
(6:00:25 PM): its not together tho
(6:00:26 PM): its like
(6:00:28 PM): spaced out
(6:00:33 PM): i thought you guys would like it
(6:00:35 PM): or something
(6:00:35 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:00 pm
(6:00:43 PM): NO
(6:00:44 PM): LOL
(6:00:51 PM): I would rather have it flat
(6:00:51 PM): then like that..
jessicaling0 6:01 pm
(6:01:31 PM): LMFAO
(6:01:36 PM): REALLY?
aiyapokaye 6:01 pm
(6:01:54 PM): seriously
(6:02:02 PM): flat is okay though like~ yer kno
(6:02:05 PM): boob size doesn't really matter
(6:02:07 PM): i mean BREAST
(6:02:07 PM): size
(6:02:08 PM): mm
(6:02:09 PM): i'm good
jessicaling0 6:02 pm
(6:02:15 PM): LMFAO
(6:02:22 PM): you dont want it like
(6:02:26 PM): so big and saggy?
(6:02:29 PM): like hers
(6:02:29 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:02 pm
(6:02:54 PM): NO..
(6:02:54 PM): O-O
(6:03:03 PM): what if you have sex
(6:03:05 PM): you'll be sucked in
jessicaling0 6:03 pm
(6:03:09 PM): LMFAO
aiyapokaye 6:03 pm
(6:03:12 PM): like
(6:03:16 PM): LOL
(6:03:18 PM): u'll be like
(6:03:23 PM): how come there's more then 2 boobs here
(6:03:24 PM): ^.~
jessicaling0 6:03 pm
(6:03:36 PM): LMFAOO
(6:03:44 PM): her-oh HELL no
(6:03:46 PM): f3
aiyapokaye 6:03 pm
(6:03:48 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:04 pm
(6:04:11 PM): and she wears clothes that like
(6:04:13 PM): show it ALL
(6:04:18 PM): like she thinks its hot
(6:04:20 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:04 pm
(6:04:50 PM): YEAH
(6:04:55 PM): LOL
(6:04:55 PM): LMFAO I RMEMBER
(6:04:57 PM): she took something from brendan or something
(6:05:00 PM): and she accidently let go of it
(6:05:03 PM): and it almost fell in
(6:05:06 PM): the middle of her..
(6:05:06 PM): LOL
(6:05:08 PM): RACK
(6:05:13 PM): but she caught it just in time
(6:05:14 PM): lmfao
jessicaling0 6:05 pm
(6:05:28 PM): :0
(6:05:31 PM): REALLY?
(6:05:33 PM): LMFAOOO
aiyapokaye 6:05 pm
(6:05:39 PM): yea LOL
jessicaling0 6:05 pm
(6:05:40 PM): you be hella staring at her
(6:05:41 PM): xD
aiyapokaye 6:06 pm
(6:06:26 PM): NO!
(6:06:28 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:07 pm
(6:07:49 PM): LOL
(6:07:54 PM): what did brendan do?
(6:08:09 PM): LOL what if she borrowed your pencil and it fell down there
(6:08:13 PM): and she had to dig for it
(6:08:14 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:08 pm
(6:08:26 PM): LMFAO
(6:08:27 PM): THAT WOULD BE
(6:08:28 PM): HECKA FUNNY
(6:08:31 PM): i would be disturbed
(6:08:31 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:09 pm
(6:09:04 PM): LMFAOO
aiyapokaye 6:10 pm
(6:10:23 PM): ew
(6:10:23 PM): i can imagine her boobs flying out
jessicaling0 6:10 pm
(6:10:23 PM): "Sorry, i seem to have lost your pencil."
(6:10:24 PM): you-"...thats ok.Keep it."
aiyapokaye 6:10 pm
(6:10:58 PM): LOL
(6:11:09 PM): If you ever find my pencil in that dark hole of yours
(6:11:11 PM): you can keep it
jessicaling0 6:11 pm
(6:11:18 PM): LMFAOO
aiyapokaye 6:11 pm
(6:11:23 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:11 pm
(6:11:30 PM): that would be hella funny
(6:11:36 PM): if your pencil flew down there
(6:11:44 PM): like you know how sometimes
(6:11:53 PM): your pencil flies outta your hand
(6:11:59 PM): and it goes inside her boobs
aiyapokaye 6:12 pm
(6:12:04 PM): LOL
(6:12:05 PM): EW
jessicaling0 6:12 pm
(6:12:05 PM): i would laugh my ass of
(6:12:09 PM): from the other side of the room
(6:12:11 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:12 pm
(6:12:39 PM): LOLL
(6:12:59 PM): LOL
(6:12:59 PM): i would be racist
(6:12:59 PM): be like
(6:13:00 PM): YOUR GONNA GET CHOCOLATE MILK ALL OVER MY PENCIL
(6:13:00 PM): OMFG
(6:13:00 PM): no j/k
(6:13:01 PM): J/K
(6:13:01 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:14 pm
(6:14:25 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
(6:14:31 PM): HAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(6:14:35 PM): LMFAO
aiyapokaye 6:14 pm
(6:14:39 PM): LOL
(6:14:44 PM): that's not racist
(6:14:47 PM): :|
jessicaling0 6:14 pm
(6:14:48 PM): youre hella funny
(6:14:55 PM): LOL
(6:14:55 PM): it is
(6:14:55 PM): its hella mean too
(6:15:06 PM): cause youre implying that shes so fat, she looks pregnant
(6:15:09 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:15 pm
(6:15:38 PM): WOW
(6:15:39 PM): LOL
(6:15:41 PM): she's not pregnant!
(6:15:41 PM): she's just big boned
(6:15:41 PM): LMFAO!
jessicaling0 6:15 pm
(6:15:45 PM): LOL
(6:15:52 PM): cause you only produce milk when you have a baby
(6:15:53 PM): xD
aiyapokaye 6:15 pm
(6:15:59 PM): REALLY?
(6:16:01 PM): WTF
(6:16:04 PM): liar
jessicaling0 6:18 pm
(6:18:01 PM): LOL
(6:18:05 PM): yea
(6:18:16 PM): you never knew that
(6:18:16 PM): youre hella retarded
(6:18:18 PM): if you suck on irenes boobs right now
(6:18:22 PM): no milk will come out
(6:18:26 PM): if she aint pregnant
aiyapokaye 6:18 pm
(6:18:30 PM): WOW
(6:18:31 PM): LOL
jessicaling0 6:18 pm
(6:18:33 PM): thats why its more bigger
(6:18:38 PM): cause its full of milk
(6:18:41 PM): for the baby
(6:18:42 PM): LOL
aiyapokaye 6:19 pm
(6:19:36 PM): oo
(6:19:42 PM): that's cool
jessicaling0 6:19 pm
(6:19:59 PM): LOL
(6:20:00 PM): i guess
aiyapokaye 6:20 pm
(6:20:09 PM): how do u make
(6:20:10 PM): it
(6:20:12 PM): so its soymilk?
(6:20:14 PM): cuase like
(6:20:15 PM): i dont relaly like
(6:20:17 PM): regular milk
jessicaling0 6:20 pm
(6:20:30 PM): ...
(6:20:36 PM): i wouldnt know
(6:20:39 PM): how it tastes
(6:20:39 PM): LOL
LOL. Funny as hell. Entertain yourself.(:
"You make me happy, whether you know it or not."
Saturday, March 27, 2010
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