So my baby cousin is 6 years old. Not really a baby anymore but i'd like to think so.
So this is how our conversation went.
Me- "Do you like black people?"
Him- "No."
Me- "Why?"
Him- "They're black."
Me- "Do you have black friends."
Him- "One, but i hate him."
Me- "Why do you hate him?"
Him- "He like me. And he black!!"
Me- "Do you like white people?"
Him- "Yes. But i don't like black people."
Me- "How does he talk? Like "Wassup breh."
Him- -confused look- "No. He just talk like -makes loud deep grunting noises.-"
LMFAOOO. I love my cousin.xD So racist. LOL.
Me- "How old is your mom?"
Him- "21" (which isn't possible because his sister is 15."
Me- "But your sister is 15.."
Him- Yea. And my mom is 21 and my dad is 51."
Hahaa. I couldn't explain to him that it wasnt possible for his mom to have his sister at 6 years old with a 30 year old man. He's so stubborn. LMFAO.
Him- "I need to go pee."
-comes back-
Me- "Did you flush the toilet?"
Him- "..dammit.." -runs back-
Him- "ok."
My sister- "Did you wash your hands?"
Him- "...dammit..." -runs away again-
LOL. I apologize for his language. When i tell him to STFU, he just tell me to fuck myself... No, but he says some pretty bad things. Telling me hates me and that i'm a poop. Yea, learned from the best, eh? xD
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