Are you freaking kidding me?

I'm done. This time, i mean it.

Mayday Parade

is getting to be my favorite band and newest obsession.

Tampons &pads.(:

Lick's bathroom has a basket filled with tampons and pads. I took 2 tampons to play with. They are haard. And the pads..idk. But Mimi told me they were wingless. LOL. I wonder if they give out condoms in the guys' bathroom. I want some! For my collection.:D

I embarass myself on a daily basis.

So i was in the airport about to board the airplane back to SF. We had a bit of time so me and my mom went to some stores. We decided to walk back since it was almost time to board. I took her hand and said in a Chinese accent, "Let's duh go!" She ignored me so i said in an English accent "Mommy! Mummy!" Then i looked back and saw this white boy staring at me like 'O_____O'. I was like FML. I was so embarrassed. I bursted out laughing and ran to tell my sister.

Don't even ask.

Ketchup and hunger makes everything taste better.

Mhmm.

1am.

My goal tonight is to sleep at or before 1am. I don't want to keep waking up feeling like shit.

LOL Jessi Slaughter keeps me amused.

"Get a papercut on your clit."

"Ya dun goofed."

Oh, i have no life.(:

Urg.

I don't feel like doing anything. I have to take out the trash and do someshit on the computer for my mom's boyfriend and i already want to shoot myself so i don't have to do it. It doesn't even take much time or energy. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Even getting up in the morning takes so much energy and willpower. Jeez.

My body is in so much physical pain. My ass and my butt hurts. My palm is cut and bugbites are still URG. And my arms hurt from the luggage i had to haul. Sigh. I wanna go back to vacation.

Florida.

I remember that one time i got FloRida to go to Elco cause i had nothing better to do than vote a couple thousand times. And you got so mad. LMFAOO. It was entertaining to vote though. All the emails we made up. Like FloRidasucks, ectect. Haha. Good times.

OMG, food.

Oh god, i finally have food! This is my first meal of the day. I know that it sounds bad to have dinner as my first meal, but keep in mind, i woke up 2 hours ago. Aha. I was starving. Food!<3

Mm.

I seriously don't feel like going out. At all. Yeah, i want to spend my days at home. I don't know why. But i really hate going out lately. SF depresses me.

Today, i woke up. Took a shower. I thought we were going to Kome so i didn't eat. I didn't have time anyway. But turns out we're going on Thursday or something. Urg. Went to get my contacts. Mailed a letter. Saw Finess! I haven't seen her for so long. She looks so pretty now. Familiar but different. She was with her boyfriend. So cute that they are still together. 3+ years.:D And she's been studying to be a nurse for 3 years. Nice seeing you again, spongebob! Brings back a lot of memories from the past. Aha.(:

Goodmorning. My body is sore.D:

And I'm starving.

I need to pee.

So fucking bad. But i don't feel like getting up..

O__O

I remember i had a dream in China where this guy i know from 6th grade told me he was in love with me. When i woke up, i was hella confused cause i haven't talked to him since 6th grade. And even then, i only talk to him in class.

And suddenly, right at first, i stumbled onto his blog. O__o But bro, i got to admit. You're still hilarious. The one thing i remembered about you was you were always making jokes and making people laugh. Guess that didn't change much. Your blog amused me a lot. Thanks.:D

Kanaa.(:

It was nice talking to you again. It seems like we kept bumping into each other a lot this year, huh? But we barely got time to talk. Nice catching up, I missed you.

&you're so freaking pretty. I'm not even kidding.

Clumsy.

I am so clumsy, i swear. Today, i almost ran into a pole, tripped, and i stabbed myself in less than 5 minutes of holding knives. It's so frustrating sometimes. You wouldn't believe how much i almost tripped in china. Their pavements are so uneven.D: LOL.

Why am i so sensitive lately?

Jeez, i teared up when i read stories from sixbillionsecrets. And when i read this thing about abortion. Agh, what's wrong with me?

Um.

To the weird boy that is super quiet and likes tentacle porn.

Hi. It's me. Um, i just wanted to say how much i liked your piercings. They were hot. Hmm, like that sailor moon watching guy. (I'll write about this story another time) He had piercings like you. But he was hot as hell. Not the point. Anyway, i think you should open up and start talking more. You're not that bad once someone gets to talk to you. Make sure you give them the opportunity to do so.

Sure, you can be a bit weird. And you make me go like 'O_______O' sometimes. But I've seen worse. You're very insecure, huh? You stutter a lot and don't look people in the eye when you talk to them. I don't think you ever even started a conversation. I made a point to look at you when we're talking and laugh at everything you say. Maybe you didn't notice. But hopefully it boosted your confidence just a bit. Or my efforts would be for nothing. I forgot what else i was going to say because i was doing something else and came back to this. O.o

Oh.. If we ever become friends. Like good friends. (Which i highly, highly, doubt but who knows.) We can say our very first conversation was about tentacle porn. (Note to self- STOP talking to strangers about porn. It's not normal.) And uh yeah. That was all i was going to say.. Take care. Please don't join OoS. Okay, that's mean. But urg, its not just you, its everyone. Okay, I'm rambling..

Well, bye.
JessicaLing(:

OH, sorry for ruining the moment but i found out that the Paulo-lookalike was named Herman, or something. I kept going like "Paulo! Ho! Hoshe! Fine, ignore me." He looks like Paulo so much.D: I finally asked Alfie what his name was. I was like "Yeah, he looks like one of my friends." and he's like "..Okay, sure.." LMFAO.(;

Reunited(:

Today, i went to Out of Site to visit. I woke up, straigtened my hair for the first time in forever. The teacher from photography let me in. She thinks I'm in architecture. LOL. Asking me how the projects were going. I just said they were good. What was her name? Er, Maggie? I saw Josh and asked if the architecture class was in the cafeteria. He said they were and i was on my way. I saw Alfie talking to some people and i went over to them. He hugged me and asked me about my trip. We chatted for a little bit. Then i left him to continue talking to his buddies and i went to the cafeteria. I pulled and it didn't open so i knocked. Then i learned that i had to push. Fail. LOL.

Caught up a bit. Sat with Mimi and Christian. Saw who the blonde annoying girl was. She wasn't even blonde.. LMFAO. Then we went outside and Mimi showed me the free tampons and pads in the bathroom. Took two tampons. LMFAO. Then we went outside and i saw the shy, quiet, loner guy who likes tentacle porn and bondage and shiet. Played with the tampons. They were so hard! Like, seriously. LOL. We wandered the halls a bit then it was time for class again. Sat while people were mean to me. LOL. Then joined Mimi and the shy guy. Talked to him a little. It was about tentacle porn and how fake it was. Yeah, i didn't even know his name and we were talking about porn.. I'm good, eh? LOL. His name was something like Robert? Roberto? Something like that.. I told Josh he was weird- in a good way, of course. Haha.

After that, we had to help set up. Me and Stephanie(?) had to fold this nasty, dirty thing. It was so gross. LOL. Mimi helped and yeah. Alfie was in the room watching some weird things. But he was smiling at the memories.(: Set more shit up and went to the cafeteria. I was carrying knives and i cut the palm of my hand within a minute. Then i got a paper to soak up the blood. It was pretty clumsy and stupid of me but whatever. LMFAO.

I thought i recognized Ivan and i did! Talked to him and asked if he remembered me. He was like "Of course i do, Emily." ROFL. What is with him and that name. Bullied himm.(: I don't remember other shit i did. Was listening to the reviews for the interns. Then Cary told me to come over and he asked me if they were having a therapy session. LOL.

Then i told him about Roberto's notebook and how there's barely any work in it. It was filled with mostly drawings. "Oh, that's just a poem i wrote." LOL. Rafaella was not impressed. And Cary said Josh just stares at you. LMFAOO. He said that Mimi was smart for sitting next to him because he couldn't stare at her.xD Then i made him get some fried chicken for me. It was watery. LMFAO. Ate more of his food. Talked. Ectect. Then Ivan told me that he saw my boyfriend. I was like "Uh, who?" and he said "The fat white guy. I mean asian guy. Fat Asian guy." and i was like "O___O What's his name? Do i know him?" and he's like "He's your boyfriend, jeez." LOLOL. I still don't know who he's talking about.

So i said i saw his girlfriend, Emily. A fat white girl. And he's like "You?" Jeez. He says i say his last name wrong. He said it's Smith. LMFAO. So i said "Oh, so your fat white girlfriend is named Emily Smith." and he kept saying it was me. LMFAO. Saw Kana! She's so pretty now! I almost didn't reconize her. But she came up to me and i hugged her. And we talked a little and caught up. She said she was there to visit AIM high. Haha. I followed Ivan to Alfie's car to put the drums back. He said, "Stop following me!" he would give me $5 to buy a life. I agreed, but he wouldn't give me any money. I was asked to take pictures of the performance. The acting was weird. And the drumming was a bit off. Eh. LOL.

We helped set up the tables again. Then i asked Josh why he was so tall. He told me i wasn't short. And i was taller than average. Yay.(: Christian said he would call us later today. Mimi didn't want to waste her minutes and told him to tell us now. But he had to contact Jesse. Hooray, i get to see Jesse soon? :D I kinda miss that kid.(: Then i went home. Here i am. Today was kinda tiring.

"Oh, Jessica, you're a real charmer." ROFL.

(OH, this is my 69th blogpost this month. LMFAO! Makes me not wanna post another to mess it up.)

Bei Jing tour people.

So in our tour, there were two little boys there. They were cuties. One of them was like 7 or 8? And the other was like 11 or 12? The younger one was obsessed with the wind. When we were in the tour bus, he would always stick his head out and open the window hella wide and make everyone hella cold. LMFAO. I remember thinking, "Oh, he's so cute. I wanna hold his hand!" He was with his grandma and grandpa. They and my mom got along pretty well. But then again, she talked to all of them.

The other little boy. He had a smart mouth and it was really amusing to listen to him talk. I remember one moment i specifically remember where he was talking about bargaining and shop owners mugging people cause they don't buy shit. I don't know why i remembered it. But LOL.

I know i barely talked to either of you, if at all. But you guys are cuties. Be good and hopefully I'll see you later on in life.(:

Then the other couple. You guys were always late and getting lost and ect. And i thought that the wife was hella bitchy. Until she gave me some yummy candy. LMFAO.

And the tour guide. You walk so fucking fast, dayum. You'd be like a block away and we'd be struggling to catch up. Says the girl who had Ms.Ramirez. LOLL.

I gained weight.:D

I am now 101 pounds. I'm hella good.(:

Bei Jing.

In Bei Jing, i had to wake up earlier than i ever had to. Even for school. Times like before the sun even rose. Stupid tour guide. I wouldn't even bother getting ready. Just get up, brush teeth, wash face, pee, ect. Then throw random shit on and go. I looked like shit but i didn't care. Probably not a good idea since i had to be in front of the camera most days. Haha. We went sight seeing every day. And i couldn't understand manderine that much so i would sleep or listen to music. Hard week without knowing how to speak the language well.. Saw the great wall. Got tired after going up half of it so we went back down and bought food and ate like fatties. Haha.

At night, it was the best. We would walk the streets, eat, bargain, ect. I liked how there were people who spoke worse Chinese than me. LOL. The white people wouldn't bargain so they got cheated while buying stuff. Example, something costs $20 and they would accept it. My mom would lower it at least a half. LOL. Poor white people.

Last day of BeiJing sucked. My aunt got accused of stealing the hotel remote when we didn't even have time to watch tv. With crazy morning calls and late nights. Then i lost my camera. Then i got more bug bites. And i got into a car crash. It was just urg.

(:

When i went to BeiJing, one of the highlights was meeting this guy who had the most amazing smile i've ever seen. And i mean that. He was a photographer and he took pictures of me and other people. Even though we didn't talk, we did mess around a little. You made me laugh without saying a word. Is that surprising? I laugh at everything anyway. But you, something about you inspired me.

Dear Boy With The Most Amazing Smile,

I wrote a song inspired by you. And i know i'll probably never see you again, i wanted to tell you that i couldn't even get past your smile. I don't remember what you look like. Only your smile and hair. LOL. You probably don't remember me. You see lots of girls everyday and i wasn't really any different. But you made an impact on my life. You may not know it but I'll remember you and that smile of yours for a long time. I'm not even kidding. It's so pretty. I adore your dimples. And when you smiled, it would bring a smile to my face. You caught me looking at you a few times. My bad. But you can't really blame me. You know whats sad though? I didn't even get your name. Whatever. Keep smiling, it seriously brightens up the room.

JessicaLing(:

"I know he barely knows me. But I'm fake in love with him."

Honestly.

I don't want Balboa people to join OoS or EAG. Those places make me happy. It's amazing. It's like a getaway. If people i know get into it, then it makes it just any stupid place. Agh. Please, for the sake of my happiness. Stay away from OoS and EAG. It's one of the only things i have left.D: I'm not even kidding.

Hakgwai.

The first hakgwai family that i saw were in the back of a police car.

LMFAO and my cousin came out of the bathroom at the airport and screamed. "GWAI (ghost)" in chinese. And we were like "O__O" and he said that a gwai (ghost) came to BeiJing. And we were still like O__O and he's like "A hakgwai!" Cause you know how hakgwai translates to black ghost? LOLOLOL. That retard is funny when he's not being annoying.

Bug bites.

Even on the first day, i got hella bug bites. Like ew. They hurt/itch so bad that i woke up cause of it. Ones on my neck. But now it looks like a hickey cause the stupid scar. Not cool.-__-

Before i left for San Francisco, bugs bit me so much. I guess they'll miss me. Fucking hoes.):

"You're so childish!"

This coming from a 11 year old.. Sad. LOL.

Looks like i missed out on a lot.

Going to China seems like a dream.. A very pleasant dream that ended all too soon. But I've got scars to prove it happened. Stupid bugs.D:

D:

I don't understand how much i miss some people until i see them. I hope i see Alfie tomorrow..

Gosh.

I have so much shit to write about. I don't know where to start. Maybe from when i got to Hong Kong. I noticed how expensive everything was. Like 20 dollars for a drink. But when you divide it to American dollars, it's normal or cheaper. When i went outside, i felt like i couldn't breathe. The air was just so, i don't know, stuffy? But it was hot and hard to breathe. Then we got on a bus. It felt like a rollercoaster. They drive so fast and crazy. I almost fell out of my seat cause of the fast turns.D: Driving there is definitely crazier and faster than here.

I LOVE airplane food.

I swear to god. It's so yummy! I don't get how some people don't like it.

OMG, i'm back.

You don't know how much I missed you. I thought about blogging almost half the time. You're one of the few things that are good about coming back. I'll never go so long without blogging ever again. I love you. I have so much to catch up on. Just you wait.

You can say that you don't miss me.

I think about you everyday.

I'm bring your letter with me. Just in case i miss you a lot, I'll have something to comfort me. I'll miss you. But maybe the distance is good.

Airplane bordom..

Urg, i have to sit in a airplane for 16 fucking hours..
What the hell should i do to keep myself amused?!

I have book, magazines, food, music, sleep, and fake nails. But i don't think that will entertain me for long. You know how i am, easily entertained buut it gets boring and i have to find other shit to find myself entertianed. LOOL.


I think I'll probably sleep the whole time. Actually.. knowing me. I wouldn't be able to sleep. -__- FML. LOL. And its so hot in China, a bus set on fire by itself. HOLYCRAP, i am hella scared. That's how fucking hot it is?! And relatives there say that when they walk the streets, it seems mushy because its like your shoe is melting. Noo.-___- Imma get hella fucking dark, forsure. I don't wanna look like a mukdow or hakgwai. Stupid Jammy and Alan. Got me paranoid as hell. LOL.

Watch i catch on fire. That would be quite a sight, huh? Shorts everyday, all day. LOL. It's okay, i got a whole bunch of shorts in there.(: My mom says to not even bring any long pants because I'll barely wear them. It's just too hot. Ohgawd. Not used to the heat at all. But on the newspaper, people were playing in the water naked because thats hot hot it ws. Fuck. My. Life. LMFAO.

Stupidhoe(:

Haaay hoeee. :D

I know that you will be hella bored when i go so here's random shit for you. LOL. Have fun ranting about people without me. Spam your blog with it so i can look when i have time! Then i can laugh my ass off at all the people. Be sure to rant about the hakgwai. She's hella ghetto and can't do shieet. She couldn't even cut straight. I wanted to laugh at the way she was cutting with the boxcutter. But then again, you suck too. Just not as much as her. LOL. Ya feel me? ROFL. Andandand. Have fun in doing community service without me. I swear, your first time without me. And hella people are coming.-__- LOL. STAC, you can't sleep anymore. When I'm awake, you gotta protect me. When I'm sleeping and Mimi's awake, you gotta look out for her. No more sleeping time for you. LOLOL.

I'll try to get you the Vietnamese Twilight. If i find it, you hella have to read it to me. I doubt you're thaat pro in Viet tho. LOL. Hmm. If not, i'll just google translate the book for you.:D And keep that vagina of yours in check. Don't fall in.:D Have fun at your internship shiet. Pretty boring but not as boring as class. LOL. Have fun with CaryHo and all the other girls. You should get to know the guy who looks like Paulo. Seems pretty cool and nerdish. LOL. And tell Xavier to make me a birdhouse. I'm expecting one when i come back!

Don't eat all your frenchfriends.(;

NomnomnomnomPhoPHO!

Oh and don't get shot..

JessicaLing(:

GrammaCarmen(:

Dear GrammaCarmen,

I know this is kind of random.. But one night (a few weeks ago) i was feeling a bit down and i remembered how in MiddleSchool, you were always there for me. When i was depressed, you would always stay up really late, talking to me and making me feel better. When i was about to give up on my dreams, you would encourage me. You would listen to me rant and ramble, no matter how late it was. You told me that you would always support me in whatever i wanted to do and you were there for me. I know we haven't be talking as much now. I guess we both changed a lot, huh? My life changed a lot, and I'm sure yours did too. I thought i had it bad back then.. Haha.

Well, i just wanted to say thank you for all of that. I remember you were what i leaned on. I even wrote you a song. Angel in Disguise. I lost the song lyrics, but i think it's still true. You're very amazing and you never judge. I just wanted to let you know that i haven't forgotten all those nights.. I wish we were still close but people do change and we drifted away. But still, thanks for the encouragement, support, advice, and everything. You were a really good best friend to me. If you need anything, I'll be here for you too. Love you.(:

Your granddaughter,
JessicaLing(:

6th period, Ms.Yoshi

Dear 6th period,

I think that this class was most memorable. I loved this class in the beginning. It was my absolute favorite class for..reasons. Then in the middle of the year, i hated this class. I hated this class so fucking much. LOL. Then you moved me with Vicente, Wilson, and Ashley. Vicente and Wilson made the class so fun. They showed me why i liked this class in the beginning and i was alright with this class. We had amazing times. I remember that one time when i was trying to shove a meter stick up Wilson's ass. LMFAO. Love youu.xD

Then you moved us and i sat with girls. Like.. are you kidding me? You seriously need to torture me that bad? At least bestfriendChris was there. But he got on my nerves so fucking badly. LOL. Fun though. Then you moved me with more girls. Seriously, what the hell is your problem. The first one or two days, it worked. I was quiet. And i slept. But that stinky hakgwai smelled so fucking bad, i had to move. You tried to move me back by not stamping my do now, putting my work over there, ect. LOL, didn't work. So you eventually just gave up and let me sit threre.

I had the best times there. The best time i had in your class was when i laughed so hard, people thought i was dying.xD And when we were teaching sexual things to Joanna. LOL. And her food was good. I always had a ball in that class. From tickle fights, to bitching at each other, to eating, to joking, to causing hell. I loved it. And it was always a pleasure going into the class and seeing your smiling faces. Me, Vicente, Brendan, and Wilson were always joking around. Well, Wilson usually was quiet and made a remark or two.. But how he made me laugh the most, I'll never know. OH, remember when we found thaat note, Vicente, and we kept continuing it? ROOOFL! It turned from some random shit to sexy time and peeing and pooping. You guys really showed me that Physics wasn't so bad.

Time always flew by in this class. I give it a 7.5 out of 10.:D Ms.Yoshi, you were such a pushover. Letting everyone step on you like that..

The girl who gives you hell,
JessicaLing(:

D:

I didn't see Alfie today when i went to Oos. I thought i heard drumming but i guess it was all in my imagination. I was hoping that i got to see him. Miss him. He was the coolest teacher I've ever had.):

Why is purity so beautiful to me?

Holyshieet.

I'm leaving for China tonight. Tonight! I know I've been counting down and everything but i just can't believe that today is the day.. Oh gosh. I'm so excited, but i don't feel like going anymore. Why does this always happen to me? I'm so excited, then when it comes, I'm like eh. LOL whatever.(:

(:

: Ima miss you more than you'll miss me
: :]

Not even.(;

Ms.Ramirez.

Believe it or not, i feel pretty empty without the pain from your workouts. I miss it, actually. I don't know why, but i wanna feel my legs hurting every time i walk. Or my arms hurting everytime i move them. I don't know why but i miss the pain. I guess it made me feel fit.

Maybe I'm crazy. Who knows..

5th period, Health/College to Career.

Dear 5th period,

COLLEGE TO CAREER.
Hmm, this class. Pretty boring and waste of time. I didn't really learn anything.. I think it was a easy A though. Boring. The thing i would do in your class is just stare at the clock and waste time. I never got in trouble by you.. Except when me and Jacky were pretending to jack off. Then you were like "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!" LOOL. Scared the crap out of me.xD It was ironic cause i just told him that i never got caught.

I liked the way you would randomly tell us irrelevant stories. But hearing about your work in the movie business interested me. Uh, the pointless movies that you showed.. LOL. What else? Urg. My favorite part of the class would definately be when you let us have free time. Haha. No offense. It was really boring. And you're really pushover..

I give this class a 5 out of 10. Just cause you hot as hell.

Your soulmate,
JessicaLing(:

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HEALTH. I was kind of excited for this class because i thought it would interest me. This class would make me flinch, grimace, smile, laugh, sleep, ect.. I liked this class, i guess. My favorite part of this class was when me and Kelly made up the banana song and sang it to the class. We were laughing so hard, we couldn't talk. Ahaha.

You were a cool teacher. Nice and easygoing.(: The people were alright so yeah. Pretty fun. I liked the presentations that we would have. And the fruits that you always had. It seemed like this class always had fruits.xD Nothing else to say..

I give this class a 6 out of 10. It was pretty enjoyable and funny. And it was a good class to rest in after a long period in Ramirez. LOL.

Thecrazygirl,
JessicaLing(:

Everytime i see your smile,

It makes my heart beat fast.

Smile(:

One thing that made me smile since the moment i woke up was the birthday greetings. What, none for George Bush though?xD That, and the fact that Mimi saw Alfie. I don't know why. I miss him a lot..(:

Awh(:

Me and Wilson bonded over watching the drama together. I was like NOOO. I HATE HIM to I LOVE HIM. To AWW SO CUTE. To DONT KISS MY MAAN. LOL. I'll post up the convo.
Night everyone. Never thought I'd obsess over a drama but LOL.(: Good start to my birthday. Watching dramas with Wilson and talking to him for a bit.:D

TheIreneLover 10:22 pm
(10:22:19 PM): NOPE
(10:22:19 PM): U WATCHING
jessicaling0 10:22 pm
(10:22:20 PM): mybaaad
(10:22:21 PM): XD
TheIreneLover 10:22 pm
(10:22:21 PM): LOL
(10:22:22 PM): PLOX
(10:22:24 PM): 5 mins of it
jessicaling0 10:22 pm
(10:22:24 PM): okok
(10:22:25 PM): D:
TheIreneLover :22 pm
(10:22:25 PM): 1:02:00
(10:22:28 PM): YEA
(10:22:31 PM): jessica watching a drama
(10:22:31 PM): amazing

And then i got hooked.xD


TheIreneLover 10:32 pm
(10:32:51 PM): are u wachin
(10:32:53 PM): the preview
(10:32:53 PM): o-o
jessicaling0 10:32 pm
(10:32:55 PM): yeah.
TheIreneLover 10:32 pm
(10:32:57 PM): look at that sexiness
(10:32:58 PM): hair cut
jessicaling0 10:33 pm
(10:33:04 PM): LMFAO
(10:33:07 PM): he looked better before!!!
TheIreneLover 10:33 pm
(10:33:09 PM): LOL
(10:33:12 PM): nah
(10:33:14 PM): trust me
(10:33:19 PM): when hes in his suit
(10:33:20 PM): hes sexy
(10:33:21 PM): OMFG
jessicaling0 10:33 pm
(10:33:22 PM): LMFAO
TheIreneLover 10:33 pm
(10:33:22 PM): SHIRTLESS
(10:33:23 PM): wet
(10:33:24 PM): omfg
jessicaling0 10:33 pm
(10:33:26 PM): OMGOMGOMG
(10:33:29 PM): WHAAAT? :0
(10:33:30 PM): LMFAOLMFAO

This guy is SO not straight! LOL.


jessicaling0 11:02 pm
(11:02:53 PM): do you fantasize about his 'package'?
(11:02:54 PM): LOL
TheIreneLover 11:03 pm
(11:03:06 PM): dude
(11:03:08 PM): even if he didnt have one
(11:03:10 PM): i would like
(11:03:10 PM): rape him
(11:03:12 PM): so hard
jessicaling0 11:03 pm
(11:03:42 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy! ROOOOOFL. He makes me laugh so fucking hard, its not even funny.xD

jessicaling0 1:14 am
(1:14:50 AM): OOHH!!
(1:15:10 AM): i dont like the guy
(1:15:14 AM): and the girls stepmom
(1:15:16 AM): and stepdad
(1:15:17 AM): LOL
TheIreneLover 1:16 am
(1:16:13 AM): YEA
(1:16:13 AM): omg
(1:16:15 AM): they're homos
(1:16:17 AM): I MEAN
(1:16:17 AM): LOL
(1:16:18 AM): OKAY
(1:16:21 AM): NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE
(1:16:21 AM): to homos
(1:16:23 AM): but like
(1:16:28 AM): they're plain stupid
(1:16:29 AM): bad
(1:16:30 AM): baddies
(1:16:32 AM): terribads
(1:16:34 AM): horribads
jessicaling0 1:16 am
(1:16:38 AM): LMFAO!!!!

ROFL!(:

TheIreneLover 1:26 am
(1:26:13 AM): YEA!
(1:26:14 AM): and her personality
(1:26:15 AM): sucks
(1:26:17 AM): always sticks up for the
(1:26:19 AM): wrinkled
(1:26:21 AM): penis

I love watching this shit with him. He makes me laugh and cry at the same time in the sad part of the drama. LOL.


jessicaling0 1:49 am
(1:49:56 AM): LOL
(1:50:02 AM): how come they call each other
(1:50:05 AM): 'classmate'
(1:50:06 AM): LOL
aiya p O k A y E 1:50 am
(1:50:20 AM): LOL
(1:50:22 AM): classmate ling!
jessicaling0 1:51 am
(1:51:02 AM): LMFAO
(1:51:07 AM): CLASSMATE.....LOC
aiya p O k A y E 1:51 am
(1:51:09 AM): LOL
jessicaling0 1:51 am
(1:51:17 AM): i forgot your last name for a minute

:D

jessicaling0 2:20 am
(2:20:51 AM): ):
(2:21:22 AM): omg, hes so mean
TheIreneLover 2:21 am
(2:21:31 AM): just watch ">:o"
(2:21:34 AM): ;-)
jessicaling0 2:21 am
(2:21:40 AM): D:
(2:22:31 AM): OMG!!
(2:22:36 AM): hes a rapist!!
(2:22:38 AM): OMGOMGOMG
(2:22:40 AM): ohdang!
(2:22:43 AM): HOLY!!!
TheIreneLover 2:22 am
(2:22:51 AM): hot DAMN!
jessicaling0 2:22 am
(2:22:54 AM): hes so hot
(2:22:56 AM): omg
TheIreneLover 2:22 am
(2:22:58 AM): i bet u want him
(2:23:01 AM): to teach u
(2:23:01 AM): LOL
jessicaling0 2:23 am
(2:23:02 AM): i doo
(2:23:05 AM): LMFAOOO
(2:23:07 AM): hes so hot
(2:23:10 AM): and so mean
(2:23:11 AM): D:
(2:23:17 AM): OMG the wrinkly penis!
TheIreneLover 2:23 am
(2:23:17 AM): youll love him so much
(2:23:18 AM): ;-)
(2:23:30 AM): LMFAO
jessicaling0 2:23 am
(2:23:31 AM): OMG!
(2:23:44 AM): shes a hoeee
(2:23:46 AM): D:
(2:23:59 AM): OMG wrinkly penis!!!!!!!!!!!
(2:24:00 AM): QERGNJOrqngeporinq
TheIreneLover 2:24 am
(2:24:01 AM): hes a peeping tom
(2:24:02 AM): LOL
jessicaling0 2:24 am
(2:24:03 AM): GTFOOO!
(2:24:35 AM): he feels bad
(2:24:40 AM): COMEON
(2:24:46 AM): i wanna see boobies
TheIreneLover 2:24 am
(2:24:49 AM): LOl
jessicaling0 2:25 am
(2:25:00 AM): he wants her
(2:25:01 AM): ROFL
TheIreneLover 2:25 am
(2:25:08 AM): ur ruining a sad scene
(2:25:09 AM): LMFAO
jessicaling0 2:25 am
(2:25:14 AM): LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
(2:25:15 AM): sorry
(2:25:15 AM): xD
(2:25:30 AM): i hate him
(2:25:31 AM): hes like
(2:25:33 AM): so bipolar

LMFAO. I'm so annoying. Bur LOL. Just making it more intense(: This is his 3rd time watching it.:0

jessicaling0 2:28 am
(2:28:27 AM): the oldpenis is so jealous
(2:28:28 AM): LOL!
TheIreneLover 2:28 am
(2:28:29 AM): she wants to get it on
(2:28:32 AM): you want to see some
(2:28:33 AM): kinky old
(2:28:34 AM): sex
(2:28:34 AM): LOL
jessicaling0 2:28 am
(2:28:35 AM): LMFAO
(2:28:41 AM): she just wants to fuck the girl
(2:28:42 AM): XD

LOOL. Love oldpenis.<3

TheIreneLover 2:36 am
(2:36:14 AM): :-)
(2:36:16 AM): cause hes actually nice!
(2:36:16 AM): =)
jessicaling0 2:36 am
(2:36:22 AM): but he can be hella mean
(2:36:23 AM): other times
(2:36:24 AM): D:
(2:37:07 AM): oh, hes so cute
(2:37:08 AM): <3
TheIreneLover 2:37 am
(2:37:14 AM): LOL
(2:37:20 AM): he speaks fluent english too
(2:37:21 AM): ;-)
jessicaling0 2:37 am
(2:37:23 AM): :0
(2:37:24 AM): YEEH
(2:37:34 AM): so he can scream my english name out during sexytime
TheIreneLover 2:37 am
(2:37:39 AM): LMFAO

I was fucking him in my mind.(:<

jessicaling0 2:48 am
(2:48:42 AM): :0
(2:48:42 AM): LOL
(2:49:18 AM): OMG!!
(2:49:21 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(2:49:24 AM): he fell!!!
(2:49:25 AM): ):<
(2:49:30 AM): IMMA GIVE HIM CPR!!
TheIreneLover 2:50 am
(2:50:14 AM): LMFAO
(2:50:19 AM): he didnt drown... :-\

LMFAO! I would never admit this, but this guy is one of the funniest people i know. He makes me laugh effortlessly. He's the only shy, quiet, Asian guy who makes me laugh so hard, i wanna throw up. You should talk more, you're hilarious! Imma miss having Physics with you, though i WON'T admit that to you.xD

New goal!

I wanna watch Spongebob in China. Cause Jammy said that his eyes were like chinky also. LMFAO!! I can't wait, bruh.:D

Happy Birthdaay!!

Happy Birthday, George Bush!

I hope you have a lovely one!(:

16?

I don't know why but i keep thinking I'm turning 16.. I don't believe that I'm 14. It seems too young. Maybe i've been hanging out with older guys so i feel older? I don't know but.. LOL. My mom has to keep reminding me I'm turning 15.XD

Smile(:

So I'm going to start writing one thing each day that made me smile. 'Cause everyone needs reasons to smile. I've been reading about smiles and i just feel like i should share some to any of you who may need one.(:

So thing that made me smile today: The nice optometrist who was very sweet and made lovely conversation with me.(:

It's not much but it made my day brighter.:D Small things like this make big differences. To me, anyway.

Keep smiling, guys.(:

GTFO.

TheClingyHoe.
Freaken reply when i text u! God dang!

Hop the fuck up off my nuts. Forreal. What the fuck? If you haven't noticed, you're not a close friend or anything. I mean, you seemed cool.. Until you turned into a clingyass hoe. You were right. That one day when i was texting you, i was checking the time every time because i promised i would sleep at 1am and i just wanted the convo to end. So yeah, it was hell for me even if i said it wasn't, to be polite. So GTFO por favor. I don't want to have to do another rant about you. Hate clingy people. Especially if i barely know them.-__-

Have a beautiful day.(:

(:

jessicaling0 12:52 am
(12:52:48 AM): i dont wanna get fat
(12:52:52 AM): after pregnancy
(12:52:53 AM): )':
Mr.Chinkyman 12:54 am
(12:54:55 AM): you can get fat after being pregnant?
jessicaling0 12:55 am
(12:55:10 AM): YEAH!
(12:55:29 AM): if you dont exercise and shiet
(12:55:35 AM): you keep the baby fat
(12:55:53 AM): then my husbands gonna be like "EW YOU FAT BITCH."
(12:55:54 AM): )':
(12:55:57 AM): LOLOL
Mr.Chinkyman 12:56 am
(12:56:06 AM): then you call me
(12:56:10 AM): and i jump him

How sweet.(': LOL!

Jerry Springer(:

Some women are so crazy. This one girl telling her husband that she owns him and she'll never leave him. LOL. Her husband was like "No. I want to leave." and she's like "YOU'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE! HELL NO! I OWN YOU. YOU'RE MINE! I OWN YOU! I OWN YOUU!" LMFAO. That's creepy.xD I don't think it takes two people to call it quits. LOL. He wanted to be with her friend and she's like "NO! YOU'RE MINE!" Crazy much? Be careful who you get into relationships with. LOL. He's like "I wanna be with her." -puts arm around girl- "Nope. Not gonna happen. I say what goes. You're not going anywhere! NO. You're mine! I'm not letting you leave. Nope!!" LMFAO. Seriously, what the fuck?xD

This other lady who wont accept that her husband is gay. -kisses his bf- "HELL NO!!" LOLOL. Sadsad.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!(:

Cheaters.

I'm watching Cheaters right now and i feel so sad for the people getting cheated on. This lady's fiance is cheating on her with her best friend/his stepsister. That i so messed up. She was pregnant too! And in the end, the man was trying to get back with her while she was telling him to go have fun with the other woman. I don't understand how her best friend could take her man. They were getting married and expecting a baby too! Plus it's his step sister! People these days.-__- I guess its hard to find faithful and loyal men/women, as well as best friends. Stupid assholes.D:

Its sickening how they could say "I love you." to their significant other on the phone while they're with the person they're hooking up with. I'm really starting to doubt if anyone could stay committed to someone forever. They at least owe it to the person to break up with them first. If they wanna hook up and shiet, leave your partner then get with the other person. Jeez. Stop leading them on. You're only gonna break them even worse in the end!-__-

I'm hoping distance can help me forget.

(:

(8:46:02 PM): sounds like you're love struck

You have no idea.-__- Talking to him about my love problems makes me feel better.(: His relationship is so cute though.:D

O__O

Remember the hot cashier i was talking about, the one in Forever21? Uh, yeah. He was really hot. But that's not the point right now. I found out later that he shares the same name as the guy me and Mimi were ranting about. ROOFL! Coincidence, much? The name doesn't do him justice. The name sounds ugly. LOL. He was hot as hell. And probably like... 20-something.xD

Retail Therapy!

Who needs a real therapist when they can just go shopping to make themselves feel better? Hah. I've been saying that i wanted to go shopping so badly. And i was going to go on my birthday. But guess what? I wanted to go so badly that i moved it up to today.(: Ate, then made my mom's boyfriend drive us. Went inside, Teresa saw her drama teacher so we went the other way. "Let's go the opposite way!" "But that way's the exit!!" LMFAO. Went to Forever21. Then to The Body Shop. That was pretty awkward. LMFAO.

Don't remember where we went next but i didn't go in Hot Topic today! I know right? That's hell surprising. But i saw this group of Asian guys and they looked so familiar. They looked like one of my cousins but shorter. And he kept staring at me too. Hmm. Continued shopping. Yeahyeah. Bath and Body, hand sanatizer. Wet Seal, shorts and swimming things. Then American Eagle, tshirt. When i was going out, i saw the Asians again. We were still staring at each other. They looked so familiar! Then gave Forever 21 another try. Bought necklace, sunglasses, and socks. LMFAOOO! Yep.(:

The cashier was soo cute. And very sweet too. Me and my sister were like swooning over him after we went out of the store. ROFL. I need to get over my obsession with older guys. Or they could stop being so hot.(: Waited a few minutes for the 29. Saw this gay couple go on. They were the cutest things! At first, when they came on. The only thing i noticed were his sick purple skinny jeans. I was like QWEKNQew;og I want those jeans! Then his hair was cute.:D And they sat next to each other and talked quietly. Haha. I felt proud for them that they aren't ashamed of who they are. Because they have absolutely no reason to be! They're so adorable.:D

Then got off the 29 at Bal Station because i didn't feel like crossing the street later on. LOL. Took the 8x and waited pretty long for the 14L. Now I'm here. Good day!(:

"I'm ready, so don't stop."

Will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?

Wow.

I feel like such a loser for spamming so much yesterday. It was the one time i felt bored! Seriously. I was going crazy. O____o I haven't felt 'bored' in hella long. I was like.. I don't even wanna know. LOL! Kay. I wanna go shopping!-__-

I need a life.

1. Longest real relationship?
Like...4 months?

2. Shortest relationship:
Hmm.:0

3. How many bf/gfs have told you they love you?
All?

4. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were dating?
LOL nope.

5. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Mhmm.

6. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Who knows.

7. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Depends..

8. Ever been cheated on?
No.

9. What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
Oh, i could go on foreveer.

10. Have you ever broken someones heart?
Hopefully not!

11. Talk to any of your exes still?
'Talk' sure.

12. If you could go back- would you change things so you could still be with your ex?
No way.

13. Do any of your exs feel the same way?
Who carees.

14. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
LOL no.

15. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Nah.

16. Have you dated someone older than you?
Mhmm.

17. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone.

18. Believe in love at first sight?
Nope. That's called lust, hun.

19. Ever dated two people at once?
Nosir!

20. How many people have you kissed?
Does cheek count?:0

21. Do you want to get married?
Sure.

22. Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
Nope.

23. Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
Noo.

24. Ever liked someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes.D:

25. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Who knows. I haven't felt it.xD

26. Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Not currently, no.

Boredom kills.

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Do not read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first..

1. MimiD
2.LeslieL
3.JammyY
4.CaryL
5.EdmondC* (Oh craps. I got his last name and Evan's mixed up. LOL.)
DO NOT LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP THE TOP!

1. How did you meet 3?
LOL. Homeroom? Discussion over how to pronounce Mimi's name.

2. What would you do if #2 and #3 were going out?
O__O Ohdamn.

3. How long have you known #4?
A couple months?

4. What do you think of #2?
She's my daughter?

5. A fact about #4?
He's paler than sour cream.

6. Who is #2 going out with?
:O No idea.

7. What's #1 do for a living?
Hoe(:

8. Where does #5 live ?
Some ghetto place.

9. Is #1 your best friend ?
How'd you know?O__O

10. Do you miss #2?
Sure? I just saw her a day ago..

11. What would you do if #3 and #4 were going out?
LMFAO!

12. Ever gone somewhere with #5?
Somewhere..? I think?

13. What would you do if #1 and #5 were going out?
OHDANG.O___O

14. What do you think of #3?
He's a cutie.

15. Ever slept over in the same house with #5?
..No.

16. Ever been to #2 house?
Outside of it. LOL

17. What would you do if #4 was in jail?
LMFAO

18. Do you care about #3?
Of course!

19. What is the one thing you love about #1?
Her blog is funny.

20. Would you ever party with any of #1-5? every weekend?
O__O Partying.. Not my scene.

21. Ever see #4 naked?
O_______________O I hope i never have to.

22. Do #1 and #2 know eachother?
Yes.

23. Are you related to any of the 5?
No.

24. Have you kissed any of the 5?
:0

25. Ever do something illegal with any of the 5?
LMFAO. Yess.

Bored out of my mind.-__-

What song has captured your mind lately?
Situations- Escape the Fate.

What TV show do you catch regularly?
Hmm.

What book really has lately engaged you?
The Lost Boy- Dave Pelzer

What movie do you find yourself re-watching?
Karate Kids. 3 times already. ROFL

Has someone in your life become a new and surprising friend?
Hmm.

Is there a book/film/piece of music from your childhood you still have?
Probably a book.

What is something that is over-rated lately?
Love.

What is the best kept secret in music you NEED to share?
Hmm?

What comfort food has been important to you of late?
Heh? I haven't been eating comfort food 'of late'.

What place is your hiding place?
Your vagina.

Do you collect anything? If so what?
I used to collect bouncy balls. LMFAO, but it was a fail collection.

What is a weekly ritual for you?
Uhh. Putting on my mask?:D

What beverage is a daily consumable for you?
My greentea.(:

What store or shop do you frequent the most?
HotTopic, forsure.(:

Are you a creature of habit?
Sure?

What is your favorite animal?
Doggies.:D

Who is your favorite actress/actor?
I don't have one currently.

Are you obsessed with pink?
HOTpink?:D

I don't like strangers hitting on me or telling me i'm hot.

Excuse you. You don't know me, you're not getting in my pants any action out of me.

It's not that hard to get to know me and perhaps like me because of my personality.

11:11

I wish --------------------------.

Sexual jokes make me laugh.

(:

I heard a lot of fireworks so i went to the patio thing. O__O What's it called? LOL. I looked and saw some flashes. It was pretty. Then the cool air hit me and it brought back old memories, for some reason. I just stood there, the cold air surrounding me. It made me feel depressed, alone, and broken. But at the same time, it gave me relief and comfort. I felt warm despite the wind. Something about being alone with your thoughts makes me happy. Especially if you have a pretty view.

The stars are out tonight.(: Very pretty!

Mini rant?

Me and Mimi are ranting about a certain somebody and it's hilarious.:D

When i have an awkward moment with someone, that usually is pretty bad. I never have awkward moments. Partly because I'm pretty social and deal with new people a lot. Or because I'm so random, and i make jokes out of everything. I don't think there was a stranger (male) i met who i didn't like.

There is this ONE person i met and hung out with recently. He made everything so fucking awkward. It was so awkward, i couldn't even look at him. Not in the face anyway. If he tried to talk to me, i would glance for a split second and turn away. This seriously has never happened to me before. Whats worse is that he kept trying to 'flirt' with me. He would 'subtly' touch me. Yeah, excuse me. I don't know you. I'm not gonna whatever with you. He wanted to carry me or something. Yeah, i admit. I let someone who i had known for what. An hour? Less? ,pick me up. But he was pretty cool and felt like I've known him for a long time. There was no awkwardness. So yeah. But you? God, i never felt so uncomfortable with someone before.

Everyone knows how easy it is to make me laugh. I exaggerate that a lot because its true. I laugh at everything. So please explain to me why i had to fake every single one of my laughs and smiles when you tried to get my attention and make a joke. This is how i know we would not be good friends. I haven't even known you yet and i had to lie to you. That's how uncomfortable you made me. I'm normally pretty open. And i absolutely adore the new friends i make. But you? Oh god. I can't stress how awkward it was. Even with everyone there, you singled me out. Wth? You know them more, probably. Why would you single me out? Why would you ask a question to me directly? Uh, everyone else is still there. Why didn't you just say "Bye guys." instead of "Bye, Jessica." What about everyone else? Rude much?

Why did you come emptyhanded and leave with Mimi's cupcakes? She offered you some, it doesn't mean you should shove it in your mouth two at a time. Thats disgusting. You said you weren't normally like that. Uh huh.. And you tried to touch my hand like -___-. Excuse me.. Stop it. I don't know you! I don't wanna get with you. In fact, i don't even want to talk to you. And if you're going to hit on me and my best friend. LMFAO. Don't even try. We tell each other mostly everything. And if you do, don't use the same lines on us. We're just going to end up gossiping about you. Kinda like we are now. LOL! Anywaay, i understand why people don't like you. You don't know me and you're already -____-ing me. LOLOL.

Okay, I'm done with my rant? I don't even know if its a rant. It's like.. i don't know. LOL!

Oh, the love.

Grandma- -drops magnifying glass out of the case-
Grandpa- "WTF? You're so clumsy! Watch how you're holding things!-__-"
Grandma- "It's not my fault! How would i know how it would fall out, stupid ass."
Grandpa- -__- -mumbles some stuff-
Grandma- -gives him the magnifying glass- "Here's your damn precious!"

LMFAO, i can practically feel the love between them. Things like this happen everyday.xD

Hm.

I think that I'm spamming my blog because i know that i can't post everyday when I'm in China. And i don't want to have little posts. LOL. Or maybe I'm just that bored.xD

Hmm, probably both. Haha. But expect more completely random and pointless posts. I'm on a roll. With 4 more days left, i plan on spamming a lot.:D

I wanna go shopping.

But I'm broke. Actually, i wouldn't call it broke. LOL. But i don't wanna waste money. I'll go shopping either tomorrow or on my birthday.:D

Asian(:

I was looking over the things i packed for China and saw that Teresa didn't even have one pair of shorts. I was like "It's gonna be hella hot, you know?" and she said she didn't have any shorts. And she was broke so she couldn't buy any. I told her to give me a pair of pants she outgrown or didn't like and i made them into shorts for her. So she didn't have to waste money or a pair of pants.(:

I'm hella Asian.:D

Harassed.-__- &cutest kid ever.(:

So today, i got my butt up and out of my bed. Got ready then my mom's boyfriend called me. I finished getting ready and got outside. He drove me to the dentist. Sat, made appointment. Music. Blahblah. There was this cutie sitting across from me with his friend. I think he was cute. He was with his friend. LOL. I'm a creep. Got in and done with pretty fast. Then i had to walk to Taravel cause i didn't want to stand there for half an hour waiting for my mom. I was just thinking and thinking about how peaceful it was. How beautiful it was. How much i missed living there. I haven't had one of those walks in a long time. I used to just go for a walk whenever i had something that kept bothering me. It felt good to take a long, quiet, peaceful walk. Saw a pretty flower and it made me smile.

I was walking and texting Mimi when suddenly, i felt something crashing into my right shoulder. I looked and it was a bird. I was like O___O Holycrap. And kept walking. IT did it again, just slightly brushing past my shoulder, then resting on those electricity wire thingies, acting like it didn't do anything. I was like "Okaaay.." and kept walking. It did it AGAIN. By this point, i was scared and creeped out. I looked at it. Then walked again and AGAIN, it friggen bumped into me. I looked at it and walked backwards, then i decided to RUN. After a few feet, i looked back, and it was gone.. Scary. As. Fuck.

I hated birds to start with, and i got harassed by one.): Then these two guys walked by me and one of them stepped a little too loud and i whipped around. Can you say paranoid?! God. I was hella freaking scared cause i still heard chirping of other birds.-__- Told Mimi and my sister about it. LOL. The resturant we were suppose to go to was closed so we went to another one. But the line was too long so we went to ABC. I didn't want to eat anything. Wasn't hungry. I don't get hungry until night time.-__-

Then my music died on me. LMFAO. And there was this scary bug.D: Hmm, when we left. There was this little boy that smiled at me and blew a kiss at me. I turned around and looked who he was blowing it at. No one behind me. Then he went outside, went to the window and blew another kiss at me and waved. My heart melted. Seriously. How old was he? Like 5 or 6? He was holding hands with his sister and he was the cutest thing ever! Instantly made my day.(: I want a baby like thaat.):

"I'm so broken by the bitterness of loneliness."

11:11

I wish that life would get better.

Flashback

Aww, i remember this. I'm strangely attracted to this picture.xD

(Got hit on by some creepy man named Tommy at Serramonte.-__- Scarred me. LOL)

FML.

I broke my laptop charger.-__-

LOL at my sister trying to cheer me up by dancing to some weird Mexican music.xD

(:

It makes me feel better when people care.

(5:09:02 PM): aww
(5:09:11 PM): you should break down in mine DX
----------------

(5:04:35 PM): Jessica!!! Dont be sad
(5:04:35 PM): :-[
(5:45:37 PM): Well if you do break down, you can always have my right shoulder.
(5:46:06 PM): (my right shoulder is for special people only)
(5:46:10 PM): you're in luck :-D
(5:47:02 PM): IM me if you need help with anything

Thanks guys. People like you are what motivates me to keep smiling.
Little things like this mean the world to me and give me hope.(:

I like how me and Mimi match subconsciously.

People think we do it on purpose but we never do. It's pretty funny how in sync our minds (or subconscious) are.

-__-

I like how you talk about me like i can't hear you. I'm right there. Nothing but a thin wall separated us. Talking quietly doesn't help you stay quiet. Please just shut the fuck up and go die. You're old enough already. Do me a favor and just drop dead. All of you. Cause if your goal is to hurt me, LMFAO. I've had enough of this shit to be immune to shittalkers. But the stupid part is, you expect me to be nice and respect you.
Go fuck yourself.(:

Father's a name you haven't earned.

You're my dream boy.

If you would ask me what i dream of in a guy? These are the perfect examples:

 Mr. Alex Evans.




                                  Mr.Christofer Drew Ingle.





Why aren't there any guys like these around?D:

4th period, Ms.Ramirez.

Dear fourth period,

Oh my god! This class. I would dread going to this class most days cause it meant running and killing me. But i met my bestfriend in this class. And my sexy exbestfriend is in this class. Hopefully he'll never read this or I'd die of embarrassment. LOL. I didn't like how you worked us so hard. But i liked the rare free days where we would walk and talk.:D

I hated the shitload of work and essays that you gave.-__- I didn't like the fact that Mr.Gray's class didn't do anything at all! And you worked us like fucking.. i don't even know. But it was unfair. I have to admit, i improved though. Thanks. If i didn't have you forcing us to do all that physical shiet, I'd be still so out of shape, its not even funny. LOL.

Well, you were probably the hardest class when PE is suppose to be the easiest. But i improved for sure. So thanks for that. Your class would get a 6. Just cause i dreaded going to your class most of the time.

JessicaLing(:

5 more days.

I want to get the fuck out of here. Right now. I need a vacation. A break from everything. Leaving everything and everyone. I'll miss you, but i need to get thousands of miles away from you. You're a million miles too close and I can't get you out of my mind. I need to clear my head.

I just need to breathe.

No life..

Do you want the last person you kissed to ask you out?
-__-

Who was the last person you hugged and why?
I don't remember.

Excited for anything?
July 7th. I'm OUTTA HERE(:

Do you miss anyone?
Yes.

Do you like to make the first move?
No.

Do you want to kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hmm.

Played anyone recently?
LOL, course not!

Are you 100% single?
LOL, how do you be 50% single?:0

Do you forgive easily?
If i don't give a shit, yeah.

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
It's been a while.D:

Who is the last person that made you smile?
I don't remember. My mom?

Are you trying to avoid liking/loving somebody at the moment?
Eh.

Are you going to get hurt by a girl/guy anytime soon?
I hope not.

Have you ever kissed someone who smokes?
Ew.

How you feeling right now?
Tired.

Is there a girl who knows everything or almost everything about you?
Mm.

What time did you go to bed last night?
4am.

Who did you talk to first today?
My sister.

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm?:D

Do you like when people play with your hair?
Depends who. It doesn't matter if i'm trying to sleep. It's relaxing. But if its randomly. Biatch, don't touch the hair.

Have you ever trusted someone too much?
I guess.

What’s the last thing you ate?
Dinner? Rice. LOL.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Hopefully not.

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Uhh.

Do you currently have a hickey?
LMFAO, no, sir.

Can you name every single person you have kissed?
O__O Sure?

Is the last person you kissed more than 2 years older than you?
No. LOL.

The last person you kissed, do they love you?
Ask him.

Have you spoke to any of your ex's today?
No, sir.

Do you know what your name would have been if you were opposite sex?
Yeah!(:

Do you have any twins in your family?
No.

Have you ever talked on the phone in the shower/ bathtub?
I don't think so.

Do you just want to yell in someone's face right now?
Nope.

Was today a good day?
Yeah. Hung out with them hoes.(:

Has this week been a good one?
It was fine.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to people.

Did anything "cute" happen today?
YES! The little boy, Wesley. Ohgosh, my soulmate, forsure.

Have you ever been kissed in a car?
LOL no.

Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
LOL, yeah. That hoe better not get in trouble with the police though.-__-

Which is harder, telling someone you love them or that you don't?
That you don't. LOL!

Do you have feelings for someone?
I do.

If someone said, "I don't talk shit about people," would you believe them?
LOL no. Everyone does. I'm sure.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Who knows.

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I don't care.

Is there someone who you instantly smile when you talk to them?
Yes.(:

Where is your cell phone?
On the bed.

What do you hear?
Walk on Water or Drown- Mayday Parade

If you could only drink one thing for a month, what would it be?
Water?

Do you have a Formspring?
No thanks.

If you had a plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?
Mmm, anywhere is fine.

Where are you right now?
At home?

Is anything bothering you?
Not really. Kind of.

How many people have you given your heart to?
Eh.

Do you like to cuddle?
Depends with who. LOL.

What are your initials?
J.L.

Baseball or football?
Ew, neither.

Been to Europe or the Caribbean?
No.

Last time you ate grilled cheese?
Eww.

If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else right now, do you think they would get mad?
Who knows.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Yeah.

At school this year, have you...
[X] liked someone
[X] hugged someone
[ ] started a rumor.
[X] gotten a detention
[X] liked more than one person.
[] ditched/..skipped
[X] made new friends.
[] gone to a dance or party
[X] been to a pep rally.
[] got suspended
[X] watched a football game.
[] watched a soccer game.
[]watched a baseball game.
[] watched a volleyball game.
[] watched a tennis match.
[] watched a basketball game.
[] watched a track meet.
[] watched a wrestling match.
[] watched a lacrosse game.
[X] kidded around
[] fought with a teacher.
[X] got a 100% on a test.
[X] walked home from school
[X] been driven to school
[X] got dropped off at school
[] had something illegal at school.
[] missed school when you weren't sick.
[X] failed a test.
[] made up some lame excuse for homework not being done.
[]the teacher believed your lame excuse.
[] you liked a teacher you had
[] crushed on a teacher.
[] hit on a teacher
[X] dislike a teacher.
[] in student council.
[] in a club.
[] got an award.
[X] fallen asleep in school.
[] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class.
[X] had your phone go off in class.
[X] had a phone taken away.
[X] lied to a teacher.
[X] laughed so hard you cried in class.
[] eaten lunch in the bathroom.
[] like your yearbook picture.
[] missed one week or more of school at a time.
[X] enjoyed school
[X] excited for summer

During this past school year have you...

Done stupid things?
Of course.

Started new friendship?
Yessir.

Played truth or dare?
LOL yes.

Skipped class?
Naah. I'm a good girl.

Gone to a new school?
Does it count if i WENT to Bal from middle school? LOL.

Got in a fight?
No physical fights.(:

Went to a field trip?
Nah.

Period 1 - English.
Period 2 - Geometry
Period 3 - Spanish
Period 4 - PE
Period 5 - Health/C2c
Period 6 - Physics


Who is your Fav Teacher?
Srta.BallardHanson(:

Who annoys you most during 4th period?
We have to run too much and it kills me.-__-

Which period is most boring?
First period? Or 5th period..

Are you more likely to fall asleep or not pay attention in this class?
Not pay attention.

Which class do you get the most homework in?
Ramirez or Lam.-__-

Which period are you most hyper in?
LOOL. Probably 6th period!

What is your favorite class?
Eh.. I say i hate all of them. But i have my moments where i love.

Do you like the lunch?
Sure.

Do you like school?
Sure. At times.

Who sits behind you in 3rd period?
Uh.. Don't remember her name.

How many kids are in 2nd period?
A lot?

What teacher do you hate most?
Hmm.

Can you talk in 3rd period?
We have to. It's Spanish class. LOL.

Reunited(:

Today was filled with laughter, awkward silences, fake laughter, gossiping, pictures, cute little kids, prank calls, food, spills, messes. Hmm, i think that's basically it. OH, and. "Why are you so emo?" "No I'm not. I have a tshirt under!" Ahaha.(:

Met up with Mimi at Mission and Geneva. Saw Dayana and she joined us. Waited for Cary and we all went to Safeway together. Mimi crossed the street hella dangerously so we kept walking and crossed safely.:D Went in, walked around. This lady talked to us about the pie, Mimi was like "We aren't fucking- I mean.. Ooh, that's so cool." LMFAO, hella fake.xD Then we walked around more..and yeah. When we went to pay, we were talking about Asian penises. Cary was like "Can we not talk about this in Safeway..?" LOOL! The cashier was pretty nice to us. She told us to have fun and everything. We were excited over the new pennies. LOL! Cary gave me and Dayana one.:D

Walked to Balboa Park. I think we're hella out of shape cause i got tired and sweaty pretty fast. And at one point, it smelled like crap so we tried to run away from it. LOL. Then we got there and Leslie joined us. We climbed the fence. LOL, Mimi couldn't do it. Then we went under the playstructure, cause it was our 'fort'. But it didn't really work because if kids went on top of the thing, the dirt would get in our food. So we were paranoid. LOL! We had spills and everything. It was quite funny. Then we had to move.

The table finally opened up so we sat there. Randy called me and asked where it is. We gave fail directions. LOL! But he knew where the pool was so he got there. Kinda awkward. We let him eat the cupcakes. What did we talk about? Idunno. Oh, we talked about how i loved Ms.Noll. Then they were making me jealous by saying how she was like talking to them and such. And Randy knows where she lives. PQqeruibef NOWAAY. -jealousy- Then we went to plaay. Accidentally pushed Cary's ass when i was pushing him up the thing. And climbed up the slide while trying to keep Cary down. Then had a race to climb the wall faster with Dayana. She won. LOL!

Sat in the school bus? Played 'tag' and we didn't really go. LOL. Then some Asian kid was like scaring Leslie and pretending to jump on her. So cute! LOL. We found out later that his name was Wesley. We asked what his name was cause i thought his friends were calling him Leslie. We offered him a soda. Cary pushed it all the way behind his back. Then when we were distracted by a police car being towed, he took it and ran to his friends. Then he was all pointing to us and talking about us. Then he brought it back. Ahaha, cute kids.

Went on the swings. Mimi got stuck. LOL. Then we settled down and gossiped about shiets. Pranked called Elly saying she got accepted into Lowell. LOL. Mimi fails at accents. Period. LOL. Talked about this one girl who acts like a whore.(: Talked about blogs. Gossiped about certain people and hmm.. Leslie wants a fan from China. Not those cheapass fans though. LMFAO!

Talked about how this one girl (AHEM) searched through my blog to desperately find her name. LMFAO! Really? Why does she care what i think of her? I mean, i barely know her. LOL! She desperately searched through like every paragraph of every post. What fail stalkers too, they could've just searched for her name of something. LOL. Fail. Ass. Stalkers. I don't even remember what i wrote about you. But i remember i called you a Snorlax. Get it? Cause Snorlax blocks the way and he's big. And you were in my seat and you're pretty f- nevermind.:D

Took pictures. Talked about Asians and teen pregnancies. Talked about lazy Mexicans who live off the governments money. LOL. There was this little girl who came. Leah and Lilly. They were so cute. She just came up to us and went like "Hi!" to everyone in our group. I want a little girl like her! So adorable. She was so bubbly and smiley. And she's obviously very social. Cute! Then her sister came and we talked to her for a bit. They were with their babysitter and their mom had an appoinment/meeting. Haha.

Went in the schoolbus to talk. We all fit inside and talked about Twilight. O__O LMFAO. Then whatelse? The economy.. Haha. And all other shiets i can't remember. Then a little white girl came. She didn't say anything but she was like just there. Then she went behind Cary and was like..'humping' him. LMFAOO! Ohmygosh. That is hilarious! Then Cary got hella scared of her. LOL! Uhmm. Talked about the movies, i think. I prefer just watching it online. LOL. Then Leslie had to leave and we all decided to go. Walked with Dayana, Mimi, and Cary. He ran for the 29. LOL. And he walks like a model.:D Then Dayana left for the 43. Me and Mimi got on the 8x. Mhmm. Took the 14L home.

Fun day. Pretty entertaining. Hanging out with these girls aren't so bad.:D
Wesley is my soulmate. He's so motherfreaking cute and I'm gonna marry him someday. Yes I am. Alright, bye.(:

"I'm breaking down in anybody's arms."

Mm.

Something tells me today is going to annoy the crap out of me.. I don't even know who's going. Whole bunch of girls. But who am i to complain? I needed to find a girl that i actually wanted to be friends with.. Shit. LOL.

:/

Am i really going to pretend to be something I'm not just to make a friendship? I mean, he may be cool and everything but doesn't being friends mean you're suppose to accept them even when something about them annoys you really bad?

I'll try. I'll try not to curse. I'll try not to talk about my penis. I'll try to be an innocent little girl. I need to brush up on my acting anyway. The opportunity came knocking.

Hah, if it goes down this way, don't expect the friendship to last long. Everyone knows me for my penis.(: 80% of the time, i talk about sex. I can't pretend i never do.

We haven't even met in person and I've lied to him already. Wow, I'm a joke.