:/

Am i really going to pretend to be something I'm not just to make a friendship? I mean, he may be cool and everything but doesn't being friends mean you're suppose to accept them even when something about them annoys you really bad?

I'll try. I'll try not to curse. I'll try not to talk about my penis. I'll try to be an innocent little girl. I need to brush up on my acting anyway. The opportunity came knocking.

Hah, if it goes down this way, don't expect the friendship to last long. Everyone knows me for my penis.(: 80% of the time, i talk about sex. I can't pretend i never do.

We haven't even met in person and I've lied to him already. Wow, I'm a joke.