Mini rant?

Me and Mimi are ranting about a certain somebody and it's hilarious.:D

When i have an awkward moment with someone, that usually is pretty bad. I never have awkward moments. Partly because I'm pretty social and deal with new people a lot. Or because I'm so random, and i make jokes out of everything. I don't think there was a stranger (male) i met who i didn't like.

There is this ONE person i met and hung out with recently. He made everything so fucking awkward. It was so awkward, i couldn't even look at him. Not in the face anyway. If he tried to talk to me, i would glance for a split second and turn away. This seriously has never happened to me before. Whats worse is that he kept trying to 'flirt' with me. He would 'subtly' touch me. Yeah, excuse me. I don't know you. I'm not gonna whatever with you. He wanted to carry me or something. Yeah, i admit. I let someone who i had known for what. An hour? Less? ,pick me up. But he was pretty cool and felt like I've known him for a long time. There was no awkwardness. So yeah. But you? God, i never felt so uncomfortable with someone before.

Everyone knows how easy it is to make me laugh. I exaggerate that a lot because its true. I laugh at everything. So please explain to me why i had to fake every single one of my laughs and smiles when you tried to get my attention and make a joke. This is how i know we would not be good friends. I haven't even known you yet and i had to lie to you. That's how uncomfortable you made me. I'm normally pretty open. And i absolutely adore the new friends i make. But you? Oh god. I can't stress how awkward it was. Even with everyone there, you singled me out. Wth? You know them more, probably. Why would you single me out? Why would you ask a question to me directly? Uh, everyone else is still there. Why didn't you just say "Bye guys." instead of "Bye, Jessica." What about everyone else? Rude much?

Why did you come emptyhanded and leave with Mimi's cupcakes? She offered you some, it doesn't mean you should shove it in your mouth two at a time. Thats disgusting. You said you weren't normally like that. Uh huh.. And you tried to touch my hand like -___-. Excuse me.. Stop it. I don't know you! I don't wanna get with you. In fact, i don't even want to talk to you. And if you're going to hit on me and my best friend. LMFAO. Don't even try. We tell each other mostly everything. And if you do, don't use the same lines on us. We're just going to end up gossiping about you. Kinda like we are now. LOL! Anywaay, i understand why people don't like you. You don't know me and you're already -____-ing me. LOLOL.

Okay, I'm done with my rant? I don't even know if its a rant. It's like.. i don't know. LOL!