I poop bananas.(: &Mr. Ellet

Don't mind the title. LOL its just...nevermind.

So today, i was eating my breakfast and reading Mimi's blog about that stupid Patrick Hewlett (or something). I choked on my pancake cause of laughing at something she wrote. THANKS HOE.(: So i went to school and i saw the 8x but i didn't get on. Turns out Mimi was on there. -sigh- I should start taking that bus. Cause apparently my soul mate was on there. But I'll dedicate a blog to him...later. But I'm in love with him. I swear, we're meant to be. I don't care if hes gay. I'll turn him straight.(: So anyway, Me and Mimi walked to school and i forgot what happened.LOL. No wait, i remember. We also saw Patrick Hewlett <-- whats his name.D: So Mimi was talking shit hella loudly just so he can hear her. LMFAO. I swear, he turned around and hella smiled. He's such a fucking pussy. Then we saw Auxi and told her all about it.xD So Mimi sees him by the stairs going in the building so she goes up to him. Sigh, Mimi, so typical.(: That was so funny.

So anyway, she walks me to my homeroom and we wait for our teacher. So when we go in, we mess around and Ms.Joseph goes over rules. Blahblahblah. I finished the test really quickly and i waited for other people to finish. The whole class finished and Mark picked a movie. I forgot what its called. Something like "The barbershop?" Idk. But the cast was like all black people. LOL. Oh then Jammy and Vinson were playing hangman and he wrote, "Negros are black." and "Beaners hop fences." I LMFAO-ed.xD Then we started playing cards. Deuce, BS, Poker, um Slap Jack, and 21? LOL. That was pretty funny. Jammy taught me how to finger someone. And Jammy kept on touching me. Very,very, inappropriately. That hoe grabs my ass when he hug me. LOL. Overall, it all was very funny.xD Finally it ended and we got to leaave to lunch.

Lunch was very normal. Was with Mimi and Auxi. I swear, we need more friends. I am the loner i always imagined myself to be. Well, its fine. As long as I'm alone with them.(: But then i hung out with the boys a little bit. They touched me inappropriately. LOL, all the normal stuff.

Jammy walked me to Ellet. I sat with Sofia, Jason, and Patrick. They're funner than Leslie and whats-his-name. No offense. We messed around and made jokes. It was so funny and the rest of the class was so dang quiet. LOL. Mr.Ellet took away my Spanish dictionary cause i was telling Patrick to eat dicks and suck his vagina in Spanish. LOLOL.D: Then i took out my Jason 'dolls' and started playing with them. So then Jason made on of me. I had an afro.LOL. I cut a space between my legs and lifted the paper up so it looked like a penis. Then i put the Jason doll on its knees and made it suck my dolls dick. And Mr.Ellet happened to walk by. FML. He took my dolls and put it in his desk. Then he went over to us and was like, "If you guys dont do your work. I will show this to your parents, teachers, blahblah." Then i asked him if he blackmailed JackyLin also. He was all like "Why yes i did." LMFAO. Hes so girly, i swear.xD So Jason is my son and so is Patrick. Sofia is their father. LOL. The things we do.. LOLOL and i kept making racist jokes about Patrick cause hes black. LOLOL. "Cause you're black.." was my response to all his questions.XD

And PE was painful as usual. Im too lazy to talk about it. Auxi wasn't there and we worried. Had to run bleachers cause SOMEONE played with the beanbags.D:

Afterschool, Mimi and i went to get my Spanish Dictionary back. She kept saying she would miss the bus. But did she? No. Hoe stop worrying. I GOT THIS.xD So after that, i saw Jacky and stalked him home.(: He told me..stuff and it was all very interesting.(:

Sigh, FML. I need more friends. I only have Auxi and Mimi. Don't get me wrong, they're amazing and i love them to death. But i just feel like such a loner. Not that i have a problem with that. I just wish i had more close friends like them.
I never thought id have a friend problem again. And it doesn't really matter but its good to have someone if they're not here. -sigh-

Urg. I don't know if I'm PMSing or my moms just reeally annoying.-__- I feel like stabbing her.:/

Song lyric of the day:
"I'm stuck in this fucking rut.Waiting on a secondhand pick-me-up."