Sleepy to dying from laughter in record time.

Today was an average day. I took the 14, saw Alan. I met up with Mimi, but what wasn't normal was that there was a boy with her. I was like O.O wtf? I didn't even reconize him. But it was Edmund. Apparently i was staring cause he was like "Oh, at first, I'm like uh, who's this girl staring at me hella weird?" LMFAO. Apparently, he stood with Mimi and waited for me for 10 minutes. Wow, he's cool. Then he walked with us and talked. Learned a secret about Evan. O.o He can't go tomorrow cause he has night school so he won't fail. LOL! We talked about the mayor, mukdous, and such. LOL. "Let's walk him to his group!" -Mimi. Uhh, let's not." LOOL.

English, did discussion questions. Finished early so i read. Yep.

Gym, did races. Pretty easy, but the 200 was kinda bleh cause i sprinted the whole way. Hang runs superfast. Its so entertaining seeing him run. Dayana said i was fast. That's a new one. LOL.

Spanish, had a sub. Did our work. Kinda funny how our guesses for words was SO off from the actual meaning. ROFL.

Assembly. Kinda funny, kinda disturbing. LOL.

Lunch, COLD. Tired. There was a fight! Between hakgwais, of course. We were all making fun of it "Guurl, hold ma earrings!" and Asians never fight. We battle it out through math problems. "Bitch, whats 103x34?" "...." "Yea, thats right, BITCH." everyone- "OOOOOOOHHH. Roasted.." LMFAO. Pretty funny. Talked about being black for Halloween and start fights. Then be like "Hold on. GURL. YOU, get yo ass over here." "What?" "GUURL, hold ma earrings." -takes out studs- LOL! Then Cary got a sandwich for Mimi but he didn't get me any chicken. That hoe..D:

Health, i was dead asleep. Frank kept asking me if i was sad cause i put my head down. "Are you okay? Are you sad? Are you cold? Do you need anything?" LOL. Then Mr.Pepper was like "Are you okay? Do you need to go to the clinic?" i shook my head. Eh, i was too tired to talk. Then we learned about penises, everyone was laughing and i was half asleep. LOL, Mr.Pepper asked me again if i wanted to go to the clinic.D: And when i got called on to read, everyone was like "Awww, poor Jessica." LOL, and i couldn't even read. I was mispronouncing words that i already knew and i was stuttering over everything. I had a hard time even keeping my eyes open, JEEZ. And Frank was like "What's wrong with you today? Somethings hella off. You're not insulting me or anything." Hahaa. Then it finally ended and i couldn't wait to get to Physics and SLEEP. But thats faaaaar from what really happened.

I went to Ellett, Mimi didn't eat her sandwich yet! So she gave some to me. It was actually pretty good.(: Then me and Brendan left for Physics. I was complaining about how tired i was and he was complaining how girls can have multiple orgasms and guys had to recharge. And he was telling me about guns. Hahaha! We had a sub, so i was like YEEES. I get to SLEEP. So i planned to finish my worksheet and then sleep. But Brendan poked me and wouldn't stop so i nearly fell out of my chair. Wow, that woke me up. I'm like "Why couldn't you do that in health? I was half asleep!" LOL. I finished my work but i didn't sleep cause Vicente came over and we were all talking about something. We talked about my penis for a bit. Brendan says say i talk about it too much and they're starting to believe that i ACTUAllY have a Mt.Everest skittle flavored, cum rainbowing penis. LMFAO. Vicente was like "YEA, me too." Thats good, cause sometimes i think of my penis then go like "Wait, its not real." LOL. so it's not me going crazy.xD

Then Vicente said he REALLY wants to taste it. LMFAO. Brendan does too.xD I told them how i handle my hoes who don't like skittle flavor. "BITCH, SUCK IT." LOL. And "GUURL, hold ma earrings." LMFAO. They said i was hella ghetto. And NOT innocent. Then i was like "What are you talking about? I don't even know what a penis is.." and they started explaining to me "It's what guys have." "What makes someone a guy?" "A penis." "..whats a penis." LOL! And then i asked what a dildo was. "A plastic penis." LOL. And Joanna..or Vanessa.. Well, the less shy one was like "OH, so thaats what it is!" LOOL. She truly didn't know. And then they were saying how some vibrate and some move around like a seizure. Thats naasty. Vicente was like "No, it feels good." I'm like ".....YOU WOULD KNOOW!!" LOL. And he's like "YEAA! Brendan, next time, don't just go in and out, go in and just like stay in there and move around." I'm just like "...LALALAALALLALALAAALA." LOL.

Then i started laughing hella hard at something that i don't really remember. But then i thought that Wilson was so Asian, he sewed on a random hood to his jacket cause it was different material. I was on the floor laughing at his Asianness. Seriously, thats HILARIOUS. Even thinking of it now makes me laugh. A hood sewed on a hoodless jacket. ROFL. Then when i calmed down, Wilson was like "It's like that, dumbass." and showed how from the sleeve up were made from that material and i failed to realize thaat. But i kept laughing, then i got on top of him and was 'humping' him while his head was on the desk and i didn't know. People were asking if i was okay. I couldn't breathe and i was losing my voice. Ah, even the sub was like "Calm down.-__-" ROOFL. Which made me laugh even more, i fell to the floor and was almost crying from the laughter. LOOL. Aiyyah. "Sometimes, i REALLY, truly, believe that you are high on something.." -Vicente. "She can't laugh that much without being on drugs.." -Brendan. But i wasn't on drugs! LOL. Seriously, then Brednan told me that laughing makes you skinnier cause it burns energy. And one of the twins said that you can die from laughing to hard. This was me- "HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA ..what?!.. HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH." LMFAO.

I swear, LOL. Afterschool, Paulo said that i was on crack, even though i toned my laughter down. Hahaa. It's natural. Who's jealous?(: Then we were talking about how they knew a lot of Jessicas.-__- Thanks, guys.D: Hahaha, then they left. My mom picked me up and took me to Starbucks. I got a caramel frap, and i got 2 mocha fraps for my mom and sister. Then there was a caramel frap for J. No one got it so i assumed it was mine, Yaknow. Jessica-J. Yea. Till like 10 minutes later, our actual orders came. And they did write Jessica. LOL. So I'm just like "Take it, I'll explain in the car." ROFL. Well, 'J' ordered more drinks but they never came to get it. So basically i got a grande caramel frap for freee.(: LOL.

"Where do i hide when I'm afraid? Afraid the world is gonna change without me.. Where do i go when no one's home? Where do i run when I'm alone?"